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You Drive Me Insane T-Shirt #gender_men's
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Back On My Bullshit T-Shirt
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My Family Portrait T-Shirt #gender_men's
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Smell The Flowers T-Shirt #gender_men's
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As Purr My Last Email T-Shirt #gender_men's
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He Sees You T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Everybody Croaks T-Shirt Australia Online Brown
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Everybody Croaks T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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Salem Summer Camp T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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Stay Positive Front and Back T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_whiteStay Positive Front and Back T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Let's Summon Demons Oversized Tee Australia Online Black
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Let's Find a Cure for Stupid People Front and Back T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_naturalLet's Find a Cure for Stupid People Front and Back T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_natural
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Stay Positive Front and Back Hoodie Australia OnlineStay Positive Front and Back Hoodie Australia Online
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Don't Talk to Strangers Front and Back Hoodie Australia OnlineDon't Talk to Strangers Front and Back Hoodie Australia Online
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Girls Night Out T-Shirt #gender_men's
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Magical Garden T-Shirt Australia Online
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The Mystery of Who Gives a Sh-t T-Shirt
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Carnivorous Plant Hoodie Australia Online Black
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Carnivorous Plant Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Hanging With All My Friends T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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Everybody Croaks Wash Tee Australia Online
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Everybody Croaks Wash Tee Sale price€28,95 Regular price€36,95
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Everybody Croaks Hoodie Australia Online
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Everybody Croaks Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Carnivorous Plant T-Shirt #gender_men's
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Carnivorous Plant T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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True Colors T-Shirt #gender_men's
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True Colors T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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Let's Summon Demons Front and Back T-ShirtLet's Summon Demons Front and Back T-Shirt
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Salem Summer Camp Oversized Tee Australia Online
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Salem Summer Camp Oversized Tee Sale price€28,95 Regular price€36,95
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My Emotional Baggage T-Shirt
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My Emotional Baggage T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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He Sees You Greeting Card Australia Online
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Stay Positive Hoodie Australia Online
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Stay Positive Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Stay Positive Oversized Tee
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Stay Positive Oversized Tee Sale price€28,95 Regular price€36,95
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Stay Positive Art Print Online Australia #colour_blue
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Stay Positive Art Print Sale priceFrom €13,95 Regular price€19,95
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Let's Summon Demons Front and Back Sweatshirt Australia OnlineLet's Summon Demons Front and Back Sweatshirt Australia Online
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Let's Sacrifice Toby Front and Back Hoodie Australia OnlineLet's Sacrifice Toby Front and Back Hoodie Australia Online
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The Cat Dimension Hoodie Australia Online
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The Cat Dimension Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Fantasy Land Oversized Tee Australia Online Black
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Time Travel for Beginners Hoodie Australia Online
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Time Travel for Beginners Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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The Conjuring of Lucipurr Hoodie Australia Online
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The Conjuring of Lucipurr Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Let's Find a Cure for Stupid People Front and Back Hoodie Australia OnlineLet's Find a Cure for Stupid People Front and Back Hoodie Australia Online
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Let's Find a Cure for Stupid People Front and Back Hoodie Sale price€47,95 Regular price€58,95
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Salem Summer Camp Sweatshirt Australia Online
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Salem Summer Camp Sweatshirt Sale price€39,95 Regular price€49,95
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Stay Positive Mug | ThreadheadsStay Positive Mug | Threadheads
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Stay Positive Mug Sale price€10,95 Regular price€13,95
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Stay Positive T-Shirt Australia Online
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Stay Positive T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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So Many Dipshits Oversized Tee
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So Many Dipshits Oversized Tee Sale price€28,95 Regular price€36,95
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Fantasy Land T-Shirt #gender_men's
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Fantasy Land T-Shirt Sale price€23,95 Regular price€29,95
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Stay Positive Sweatshirt Australia Online
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Stay Positive Sweatshirt Sale price€39,95 Regular price€49,95
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Don't Talk to Strangers Air Freshener Australia OnlineDon't Talk to Strangers Air Freshener Australia Online
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Psychedelic Research Volunteer Hoodie Australia Online
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Psychedelic Research Volunteer Hoodie Sale price€41,95 Regular price€52,95
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Girls Night Out Sweatshirt Australia Online Natural
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Girls Night Out Sweatshirt Sale price€39,95 Regular price€49,95
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Tag You're It! Hoodie Australia Online
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Baratata-tata-tata-tata. It’s the Lord of the Ludicrous. The Emperor of the Eerie. The Overlord of the Offbeat. The Monarch of the Mystifying.

Steven Rhodes has taken his rightful throne as the Oligarch of the Occult at Threadheads.

Introducing the Oligarch of the Occult: Steven Rhodes Shirts

If you’re a fan of all things dark and twisted with lashings and dollops of humour to boot, this Dominatrix of Dark Nostalgia is your retro illustrator-man. With designs inspired by 70s and 80s children’s activity books blended with sci-fi and creepy comics, there’s a Steven Rhodes shirt for every weirdo. And if you’re an absolute junkie for the Master of the Dark T-Shirt Arts, then you must mosey on over to our curated collection of devilishly dark tees. Muahahahaha.


Is Steven Rhodes a Superhuman?

We grapple with this question every single day. Steven Rhodes is synonymous with dark, twisted, and hilarious nostalgia. We know that already. So, yes, the short answer is, he must be superhuman. In fact, there is never one without the other—a bit like peanut butter and jelly or your mum and Juan the pool boy (doing a bit of Juan on Juan). It is a perfect union.

Steven Rhodes is also a fan-favourite amongst graphic t-shirt fiends. According to our biggest fans, scrolling through Steven Rhodes designs is like falling down a rabbit hole of nostalgia. And, well, there are worse rabbit holes to fall into. Like a rabbit hole of stinky cheeses or a rabbit hole of burrito-infused diarrhoea. Sorry, not sorry.

Steven Rhodes Designs: How does he do it?

You might be wondering how this masterful illustrator comes up with his dark, nostalgic designs. Do you want a sensible answer? He probably browses vintage stores and watches cult classics from the 80s. It’s probably also a product of years of digesting 70s and 80s pop culture. Our theory?
  1. Befriends a drop bear. Hangs out with it. Rubs it for ideas.
  2. Buys an amethyst crystal. Kisses it.
  3. Reads every children’s activity book from the 70s and 80s. Also kisses them.
  4. Skips steps 1 to 3. And just comes up with ideas in the shower like everyone else.

(Steve, if you’re reading this, tell us your secrets, please.) Are you ready to put on your Steven Rhodes hoodie and rub an amethyst crystal?

What Can You Do In Your Steven Rhodes Shirts, Hoodies, and More?

Ooft—another question that we struggle with all the time. But guess what? Steven Rhodes has taken the liberty of giving us some pointers on his tees. You could:
  1. Sacrifice your friend, Toby.
  2. Summon demons.
  3. Make special brownies.
  4. Perform an exorcism.
  5. Find a cure for stupid people.
  6. Sell your soul.
  7. Guillotine your stuffed animals.
Now, we’re not suggesting you do these things, but we’re just highlighting the possibilities.

A Final Tale: Don’t Be That Loser At Exorcism Night

Let’s rewind the clock to those roaring seventies. Ready? Picture this. You’ve just met the partner of your dreams. You tie the knot shortly after. You quickly move into your Victorian fixer-upper and start planting roots.
But—the first night starts a tad spooky and sinister. You tuck yourself in next to the dreamboat, of, well, your dreams. And suddenly, you wake up to your pale-skinned partner gnawing at your foot and hissing some ancient demonic dialect.
You didn’t want to admit it, but you're turned on. You thought you liked a bit of bondage, and this moment crystallised your cravings. A seed is planted. A seed that would eventually grow into a plant bearing a different type of fruit: handcuffs, candle wax, and butt plugs. You like the thought of this even more.
You put your cravings aside and choose to be responsible. Your partner must be possessed, you think. And so, you call the Vatican immediately to schedule an exorcism for your lover.
You show up to exorcism night, an esky filled with holy water in one hand and handcuffs in the other. You can never be too prepared, you think. Everyone is there—the whole motley crew of town misfits. Ash—the town drunk. Georgina—the town clock winder. Fulvio—the town eggler. They all turn to you, shooting eye-daggers at you, mostly in disgust rather than anger.
You notice that everyone is wearing a Steven Rhodes shirt except you. You feel like a loser. You feel like you’ve disappointed your lover.

Don’t be that loser on exorcism night. You know, the one not wearing a Steven Rhodes t-shirt.

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