Graphic Tees

The moment that changed everything. The moment that sparked our love of Graphic Tees.

1. We drove to the local supermarket, bought a truckload of meat, and had a giant barbecue. It felt right. It felt special.
2. If Lady Gaga can wear a dress out of raw meat and get away with it, we could probably print illustrations of toast fornicating on a white graphic tee and tacos fornicating on a red graphic tee and get away with it. And by golly, we have.

Threadheads for President, Prime Minister, or at least your Local Government Member

Jokes aside. Threadheads are renegades, revolutionaries, and game-changers.

The biggest, darkest, dirtiest rumours about Threadheads

1. Over the years, Threadheads has slowly acquired a group of squirrel monkeys—each expertly trained at direct-to-garment printing. Our troop of monkeys are shepherded by our head monkey, Dorito Eduardo Headthread, and each monkey hand prints each tee with its tiny little fingers.
2. We keep our independent artists in a locked basement at our headquarters and feed them crayons to ensure they’re always thinking colourfully.
3. Threadheads is actually an illegal front for selling genetically modified unicorns, which are really just zebras that we’ve spray painted.