We're Threadheads

It was a sunny day. We were seated at a pretentious Melbourne cafe eating $32 avocado toast.
Here was a group of hipsters each sporting immaculately groomed beards.
Sipping on their 3/4 almond chai lattes, they lamented at the lack of awesome quality graphic t-shirts available.
They all agreed something needed to be done urgently. The excitement was palpable.
Naturally, we overheard them and appropriated the idea shortly after. Take that, hipsters!
And thus, Threadheads was born.