NASA

NASA shirts are good for exploring Uranus. Launch these jokes into Uranus.

1. Uranus has more gas than a flatulent Hannibal Lecter switching to a diet of baked beans and brussels sprouts.
2. We sent a picture of Uranus to your grandma. She couldn’t believe how big it was. (She also told us that she misses you. Tsk. Tsk.)
3. NASA can see your Uranus from here. And it’s looking juicy, pal.
4. If Uranus could talk, we bet it would tell us some pretty shitty stories.

Out-of-this-world NASA Shirts for Wannabe Astronauts

1. NASA hoodies are a cracking gift for Father's Day. Apparently, there is a whole troop of fathers who saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon and thought: ‘Ugh, that could’ve been me.’
2. Wannabe Astronauts buying NASA merch come in all shapes and sizes. There are kids, teenagers, and adults—that’s basically every possible category. We’re still working on branching out and creating NASA t-shirts for goblin sharks, but we’ll get back to you.
3. Our NASA-shirt fans love to overuse the pun ‘out of this world’ when describing our NASA sweaters. You really need to spend a few more moon-utes and planet your puns. We recommend listening to some Nep-tunes. C'mon. Make the comet-ment.

It’s time to cook some meatballs in your NASA merch

1. The NASA logos have nicknames. The round one is called the meatball (duh, obviously). And the other one is called the worm.
2. NASA does not stand for National Acrobatic Salami Association. It stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
3. Saturn is less dense than water. Apparently, if we built a bathtub big enough, it would float in it.
4. Venus is so hot that a 40-degree day in Australia feels like snow season. The average temperature on Venus exceeds 480°C.
5. NASA has been around since 1958, which makes you old. Sorry, not sorry.