Name: Going Nowhere Fast T-Shirt
Brand: Threadheads Originals
Price: 29.95 AUD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

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MEN'S/UNISEX

Guys choose your usual size for a regular fit or a size up for a relaxed fit. Girls choose one size down for a regular fit or your usual size for a relaxed fit.

	Width (CM)	Length (CM)	Sleeves (CM)
XS	43	67	18.5
S	48	70	19.5
M	53	73	20.5
L	58	76	21.5
XL	63	79	22.5
2XL	68	82	23.5
3XL	71	85	24.5
4XL	75	87	25.5

WOMEN'S

Choose your usual size for a fitted look or order men's style for an oversized fit.

	Width (CM)	Length (CM)	Sleeves (CM)
XS (6)	45.5	63.5	16.5
S (8)	48	64.5	17
M (10)	50.5	65.5	18
L (12)	53	66.5	19
XL (14)	55.5	67.5	20
2XL (16)	58	68.5	21

STEPS TO A HAPPY SIZE

Grab your favourite t-shirt.
Measure the width and length.
Compare your measurements with either the men's or women's chart to find your ideal size!
Note there will be minor shrinkage of 1-2cm after washing, which is standard cotton 101.

HOW WE MEASURE

Male model is 5'10 and wears size L
Female model is 5'5 and wears size M

Keeping my gearstick firmly in neutral

Exclusive design by Threadheads
Premium graphic tee
Regular fit
Brilliant print quality
100% combed cotton
Ethically sourced garment
Made-to-order by Threadheads

This shirt is designed, manufactured and printed by Threadheads. Unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves. If you're a guy, choose your usual size for a regular look or one size up for a more oversized fit. If you're a girl, choose your usual unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit or go one up for oversized. All models (our team members 😎) in photos are wearing the Classic Tee.

Our Women's Tee is sightly shorter in length, with shorter sleeves. We recommend it if you're used to that style and have worn it in the past. It's a standard sized tee for women, made from the same fabric as the Classic Tee.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Ordering for Valentine's Day? Select express shipping at checkout for fastest delivery. 💘

Please note that your order will be printed fresh for you. Most of our products are made-to-order, which is better quality and more sustainable. We ship worldwide with the best courier for your location. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time.

Location	Standard	Express
USA & Canada	8-12 business days	5-6 business days
UK & Europe	8-12 business days	5-6 business days
New Zealand	7-10 business days	4-6 business days
Asia Pacific	8-12 business days	5-7 business days

Free returns for store credit or replacement items within 60 days!

All Threadheads clothes are made-to-order using the freshest eco-friendly printing methods, to avoid over-production and waste.

These stylish duds come straight from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

Going Nowhere Fast T-Shirt

MEN'S/UNISEX

WOMEN'S

STEPS TO A HAPPY SIZE

HOW WE MEASURE

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