Do you secretly dream of becoming a Hokage while at the self-serve checkout buying Nissin (read: Ichiraku) ramen packets? Do you tell your boss you have explosive diarrhoea just so you can practise hand signs in the bathroom cubicle? We know that feeling. Those non-Naruto lovers—they’d never understand. 

Unfortunately, we can’t Jumanji you into an episode of Naruto so you can live out your wildest fantasies. That’s silly, but cool, but silly. And probably illegal. We don’t know. We’ll get back to you. But—hold on to your headbands (forehead protectors…?)—these Threadheads x Naruto t-shirts, hoodies, wall art poster prints, and other ninja-worthy goodies will get you one step closer to Rasengan-ing your enemies.

Choose Your Favourite Shinobi: Naruto Hoodies, Itachi Uchiha T-Shirts, and Gaara Tote Bags in Australia

1. Naruto Uzumaki: You’re the ramen-slurping underdog with boundless energy and a bottomless appetite for ramen. You might not be the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but you make up for it in attitude. Peep this Naruto Ramen Hoodie.
2. Itachi Uchiha: You’re equal parts brains, skills, and smouldering good looks—so smouldering, in fact, that you make Shawn Mendes look like Jonathan—the world’s oldest tortoise. And you have a heart-wrenching backstory that would make the Wiggles weep. Peep this Itachi Uchiha Hoodie.
3. Kakashi Hatake: You’re the Hokage-equivalent of Mr Miyagi in Karate Kid—cool, calm, collected with a tasty wild side. You can dish out one-liners faster than Kevin Hart, and you were wearing face masks before we had to stay 1.5 m apart. Peep this Kakashi Tote Bag.
4. Gaara: You’re a sand-wielding softie with a face tattoo that reads self-love. You have to put up a tough exterior as the Fifth Kazekage, but all you want to do is make sandcastles on the beach. Peep this Gaara Stonewash Tee.
5. Sasuke Uchicha: You’re the baddest, most mysterious of them all—like that Eliza Rose song, but worse. You’ve got an irresistible charm and a heart of gold. And you’ll do anything for those you love, even if you never admit it. Peep this Nartuo vs. Sasuke T-Shirt.

Chatting Up Fellow Shinobi: The Naruto Tee Shirt Ice Breaker

Naruto T-Shirts, Hoodies & Jumpers in Australia: Designed Exclusively In Threadheads’ Hidden Leaf Village and Printed On Demand.