Make your very own suspicious-looking driver’s licence tee. Upload from your phone or computer, and our auto-crop feature removes the background. Position your photo, and text. Remember, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
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Custom Spend & Save Sale! Get 15% off when you grab 4 or more custom products.
Having trouble on mobile? Try switching to a laptop to fix the issue. Laptops and desktops have the best possible customiser experience 💻
This shirt is designed, manufactured and printed by Threadheads. Unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.
If you're a guy, choose your usual size for a regular look or one size up for a more oversized fit. If you're a girl, choose your usual unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit or go one up for oversized.
Look, they're just custom shirts, but if you want to get really technical here's a size chart:
| Width (CM) | Length (CM) | Sleeves (CM) | |
| XS | 48 | 65 | 18 |
| S | 52 | 70 | 19 |
| M | 56 | 73 | 20 |
| L | 60 | 76 | 21 |
| XL | 64 | 79 | 22 |
| 2XL | 68 | 82 | 23 |
| 3XL | 72 | 85 | 24 |
| 4XL | 76 | 88 | 25 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2cm due to the manufacturing process.
HOW WE MEASURE

Your order will be printed fresh for you at Threadheads HQ in Melbourne, Australia. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time.
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Location
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Standard
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Express
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Australia
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5-8 business days
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2-4 business days
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New Zealand
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7-11 business days
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4-6 business days
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Rest of the World
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10-12 business days
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6-8 business days
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All Threadheads clothes are made-to-order using the freshest eco-friendly printing methods, to avoid over-production and waste.
Fair warning: these tees are annoyingly durable. If fast fashion is your style, steer clear.
These stylish duds come straight from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!
Confusion ends here. Maybe.
Of course we ship worldwide. How else would we fuel our global custom shirt empire? Click here to see how fast.
Your custom t-shirt is made just for you, which means we can’t resell it (and honestly, no one else wants it). So unless it arrives damaged, it’s yours forever.
If your phone is struggling to keep up with your creative genius, switch to a laptop. More power, fewer crashes, and slightly less rage.
We recommend using a computer like a Mac or Windows for best results. But some team members have made absurdly brilliant custom shirt designs on mobile too.
The design tool is self-service, which means once you confirm, it's final. What you see is what gets printed. That being said… if the stars align and we’re not buried in emails, we might be able to help. Maybe.
Bright. Crisp. Built to last. None of that cheap plasticky stuff that flakes off after one wash. This is the good kind—wear, wash, repeat.
Design first, panic about sizing later. Once you’re happy with your creation, you’ll be able to select multiple sizes before checkout.
Shockingly, we do have limits. No nudity, no offensive content, nothing that’ll get you (or us) in trouble. Let’s keep it weird, but not that weird.