Name: There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care T-Shirt
Brand: Threadheads Originals
Price: 45.0 AUD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (12 reviews)

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UNISEX

Guys choose your usual size for a regular fit or a size up for a relaxed fit. Girls choose one size down for a regular fit or your usual size for a relaxed fit.

	Width (CM)	Length (CM)	Sleeves (CM)
XS	43	67	18.5
S	48	70	19.5
M	53	73	20.5
L	58	76	21.5
XL	63	79	22.5
2XL	68	82	23.5
3XL	71	85	24.5
4XL	75	87	25.5

STEPS TO A HAPPY SIZE

Grab your favourite t-shirt.
Measure the width and length.
Compare your measurements to find your ideal size!
Note there will be minor shrinkage of 1-2cm after washing, which is standard cotton 101.

HOW WE MEASURE

Male model is 5'10 and wears size L
Female model is 5'5 and wears size M

I've looked at the statistics, crunched the numbers and collated my findings...

Exclusive design by Threadheads
Premium unisex graphic tee
Relaxed fit
Brilliant print quality
100% combed cotton
Ethically sourced garment
Made-to-order by Threadheads

This shirt is designed, manufactured and printed by Threadheads. Unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves. If you're a guy, choose your usual size for a regular look or one size up for a more oversized fit. If you're a girl, choose your usual unisex t-shirt size for a relaxed fit or go one up for oversized. All models (our team members 😎) in photos are wearing the Classic Tee.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Please note that your order will be printed fresh for you. Most of our products are made-to-order, which is better quality and more sustainable. We ship worldwide with the best courier for your location. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time.

Location	Standard	Express
USA & Canada	8-12 business days	5-6 business days
UK & Europe	8-12 business days	5-6 business days
New Zealand	7-10 business days	4-6 business days
Asia Pacific	8-12 business days	5-7 business days

Free returns for store credit or replacement items within 60 days!

All Threadheads clothes are made-to-order using the freshest eco-friendly printing methods, to avoid over-production and waste.

Fair warning: these tees are annoyingly durable. If fast fashion is your style, steer clear.

These stylish duds come straight from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care T-Shirt

UNISEX

STEPS TO A HAPPY SIZE

HOW WE MEASURE

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