Crop Tees

To many of you, crop tops embody empowerment. You're freeing your belly button. You feel slightly risqué. And heck—you look so damn cute.

To us, it’s an opportunity for suppliers to charge us the same price for less material. Imagine them, chuckling: 'Muahaha. That curly-haired bloke at Threadheads must be a real nincompoop.'

Were we duped? Most likely. Did we like it? Very likely. Are you going to feel irresistible in these loose crop tops? Absolutely.

There’s something special about getting slightly naked. You feel me?

Now, we don’t mean getting fully nude and running around your street while your neighbours watch. Trust us, we’ve been there and done that. And of course, our parents found out. And of course, we were spanked with a cricket bat on the driveway, but that’s another story. (Ask us about it, we might tell you.)

We mean showing an incy-wincy patch of skin that’s usually not on full display to the world. You know, like that period when men started wearing sockettes with their jeans. You could tell they felt a bit cheeky showing off their non-moisturised ankles—that bare, unprotected, well-moulded patch between their calves and feet—to passersby. Ok—we might only be talking about ourselves, but it felt racy, alright!

For a long time, we’ve felt our t-shirts, however funny and irreverent some of them are, didn’t quite satisfy this craving for the slightly spicy. Sure, our forearms are out and about for the world to view. But—we wanted something more.

So, please, get ready to free your belly buttons in these cute crop tees. You’ll get the jokes, the Rhodes, and even the ghosts. Show a little skin. C’mon. Do it. You know you want to.

Did you know that crop tops have really modest roots? They were invented to ration fabric during WWII. It was all about functional fashion in the 40s.

Now, they represent freedom and empowerment. They’re also a great way to wind up your backwards, 70-year-old neighbour who thinks taking a screenshot means photocopying his phone and sending it in the mail. Weirdo.

Will you join us in upsetting Mr Yuri Nator and looking cute in the process? Shop our crops.

What better way to sell cute crop tees to all you cuties than to rewrite one of the greatest songs of our generation? So, will you do us the honour of singing this ditty with us?

If your mercury levels are rising because we’ve massacred a classic, you could make it all stop. Dig into one of these pink crop t-shirts, or even one of these black crop tops, and put an end to the madness.

Did anyone else notice that Winnie the Pooh wore cute cropped shirts without pants? Well, it was the same red crop top, but he looked fierce. Didn’t he?

If you decide to wear our crop tees without pants, that’s your choice. Will we be impressed? Absolutely. But our lawyers have told us that we can’t encourage you to risk a charge for public indecency. So, we’re not suggesting you do that. (Blink twice if you know what we mean.)