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Hap-penis Greeting Card
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.
Ditch the weepy platitudes for greeting cards that won't get shoved in the junk drawer. These prints are top-shelf stuff. Who says good things don't come in small, A6-sized packages?
- Premium greeting card
- Crafted with love, not just paper
- Designed in Melbourne, exclusive to Threadheads
Please note that your order will be printed fresh for you. Most of our products are made-to-order, which is better quality and more sustainable. We ship worldwide with the best courier for your location. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time.
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Location
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Standard
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Express
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USA & Canada
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8-12 business days
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5-6 business days
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| UK & Europe | 8-12 business days | 5-6 business days |
| New Zealand | 7-10 business days | 4-6 business days |
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Asia Pacific
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8-12 business days
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5-7 business days
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Free returns for store credit or replacement items within 60 days!
All accessories are sourced from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
Accessories are sent with huggable plant-based home compostable mailers or recycled boxes – because f*ck plastic!
Hap-penis Greeting Card
Sale price€3,95
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