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Don't Touch My Shit Rug
4 x £41.50 with or Learn more.
BRING THE PARTY DOWNSTAIRS
Welcome to a world of luxurious carpeting. Rugs bold enough to cure your seasonal depression and win back the love of your real estate agent. Hand-tufted for your hardwood's pleasure, now you can cover those floor scratches in style.
Did I stutter?
- Limited edition, premium tufted rug
- 100% acrylic yarn, 100% good for your toes
- H 65cm x W 100cm
- Each exclusive rug is hand-tufted
- Super vibrant colours
- Pets love sitting on them 😻
- Designed in Melbourne, exclusive to Threadheads
Ordering for Valentine's Day? Select express shipping at checkout for fastest delivery. 💘
Location
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Standard
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Express
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USA & Canada
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8-12 business days
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5-6 business days
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UK & Europe | 8-12 business days | 5-6 business days |
New Zealand | 7-10 business days | 4-6 business days |
Asia Pacific
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8-12 business days
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5-7 business days
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All accessories are sourced from responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
Accessories are sent with huggable plant-based home compostable mailers or recycled boxes – because f*ck plastic!
