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JFC T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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If You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Nakatomi Christmas Party 1988 T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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I Put Out for Santa T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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I'll Be Back Jesus T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Hail Santa T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Jingle Balls T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red
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Jerk Store T-Shirt Australia Online Natural
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Naughty Nice an Attempt was Made T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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He Sees You T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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It's A Festivus Miracle T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black ringer
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Hos In Different Area Codes T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty T-Shirt Australia Online White
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No Soup for You T-Shirt Australia Online Natural
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Seinfeld Characters T-Shirt Australia Online White
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Master of Your Domain T-Shirt Australia Online Natural
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Meowy Christmas T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_navy
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Sexing Reindeer Ugly Sweater T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red
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Festivus T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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We're Going to Party Like It's My Birthday T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Santa is Coming T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Ask Your Mum If I'm Real T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Let it Snow T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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The Elves are Always Watching T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_green
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Gingerbread Friends T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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Silent Night T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Let's Get Frothy T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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Aussie Summer Vibes T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_yellow
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Log on the Fire T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Spruced Up T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Smells Like Christmas T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red
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My First Flamethrower T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Believe in Miracles T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black ringer
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Jingle My Balls T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_green
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Seasonal Employment T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_natural
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Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_grey
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Fun in the Snow T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_pale blue
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Merry Christmas Bitches T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Aussie Ugly Sweater T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Merry Drunk I am Christmas T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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In It for the Ho's T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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Well Hung T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Jesus Birthday T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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The Most Wonderful Time for Beer T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_pale blue
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I Have a Big Package T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_red ringer
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Do you think that when Jesus Christ was born, he knew that his birthday would be used as an excuse by more than 2 billion people to explain away their sudden chubbiness? Or perhaps, that it would be exploited by Megacorp McMegacorps everywhere to encourage people to spend money on random gifts like a fish training kit or a 20-litre bucket of pumpkin purée?
Totally not what we’re doing by selling funny Christmas tee shirts and Christmas hoodies. Absolutely, indubitably, definitely, unquestionably not. But—you’d look pretty holy in this Believe in Miracles Christmas t-shirt or this Silent Night Christmas sweater. Just sayin’, good lookin’.

Women's Christmas T-Shirts. Men's Christmas T-Shirts. It’s cheaper than Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh.

Okay, maybe not frankincense and myrrh, but does anyone actually know what those things are? When we were doing our super important research to dream up this gibberish, we had to spend a bit of time educating ourselves on all things Christmas and Jesus. And it turns out you can purchase frankincense and myrrh essential oils on eBay.
(Yes, someone is actually paying me to learn about the cost of some obscure aromatic resin taken from trees in the Burseraceae family. And now this information has taken up some real estate in your mind, too.)
Anyhoo, it also turns out that these essential oils are great for your skin, and if we were to pivot into a skincare brand (which would definitely not be called Skinheads), we’d probably sell frankincense and myrrh.
Alright, back to Christmas sweaters, Christmas tee shirts, Christmas hoodies, and more. Why spend all your hard-earned dosh on a gold necklace for your paramour? Why not just indulge in a funny Christmas shirt or even an ugly Christmas shirt that will spur lifelong joy? Why not avoid eating two-minute noodles and moving into your parents' basement just to spoil your loved one?
These exclusive Christmas designs are looking pretty tasty now aren’t they? Tell your studmuffin to Jingle Your Balls, now.

Exclusive Christmas T-Shirt designs by Threadheads. More exclusive than a ticket to Jesus’ Baptism.

Okay, maybe we’re joking about that last sentence. We’re a pretty cool brand, and we make some of the funniest t-shirts on the internet. And even some of the rudest t-shirts on the internet. (Our mum even told us so.) But even if we decked out Jesus in the funniest Threadheads ensemble (like this Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus crop tee), we’d still miss out on a ticket to the big man’s baptism. It’s no easy task trying to impress his father. You know, God.
Anyway, if you’re reading this, it’s probably ho-ho go-time. And there’s no better way to ensure you get lots of ho-hos and ha-has than in an exclusive Christmas sweater design on the big man’s birthday. Our Threadheads men's Christmas sweaters and women’s Christmas t-shirts are designed by in-house artists that we keep locked up in our basement. (You know what Jesus said, ‘if you don’t sin, I died for nothing.)
So. Do you really want to risk wearing the same ugly Christmas Shirt as your aunt Gladys? Exactly. You don’t. Unless you’re in a relationship with your aunt Gladys. And if you’re in a relationship with your aunt Gladys, how did you tell your parents? I’ve been trying for years.

Cool Christmas facts to talk about in your Cool but Ugly Christmas Sweater

Don’t be that person at your Christmas dinner. You know, the one dropping the same lame dad jokes about Christmas. We hate to break it to you, but no one wants to know that Santa Jaws delivers Christmas presents to sharks. Or that Santa’s favourite singer is Elf-is Presley. Stop it.
Instead, you could be dropping some Christmas knowledge bombs with these tinsel-tingling facts about that one day in December on which you end up 10x heavier.
  1. You can thank the Dutch for feeding Santa cookies and milk. And driving up cookie and milk sales on Christmas Eve.
  2. Some of the first artificial Christmas trees were made of goose feathers that were dyed green.
  3. Mistletoe is considered an aphrodisiac. Hubba Hubba.
  4. Jingle Bells is the first song played in space. Now, will you Jingle My Balls?
  5. Rio De Janeiro set the record for the world’s largest floating Christmas tree. They must’ve been bored.

The Best Collection of Christmas Shirts since Jesus walked on Water

Forget about the moon landing. Forget about electric cars. Forget about the Oscar’s slap. Our collection of Christmas shirts are the best thing to happen since Jesus walked on water.
So, what are you waiting for?
Oh, and tell us, what do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa Clause? Claustrophobic.
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