Jumpers

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Pineapple Slut’ - Mitch R.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Unreal Banana Peel’ - Emily S.

We’ve all been vocal participants in the chicken-egg debate, if not as adults, at least as children. But have you ever thought about whether the hoodie or the crewneck sweater came first?

Of course not. You’re sensible. And any sensible person would simply look it up and realise that the crewneck came about ten years before the hoodie. But riddle us this then. If the sweater really came first, then why wasn’t the hoodie called the swoodie, or even the sweadie? Exactly.

We’re all about hard-hitting questions at Threadheads. We’ll report back when we know more about this giant cover-up that no one cares about.

“Keep It Simple, Snoop Dogg.” These are words to live by—words that should be in everyone’s playbook for life. We know we’ve dropped ‘Stupid’ and swapped it for ‘Snoop Dogg,’ but you know, sometimes you just have to drop it like it’s hot.

You’re probably sitting there really confused right now. How the heck did we go from talking about sweaters to talking about The Dogg Father? Alright, hear us out. There’s a message here.

Let’s take that and rewind it back to that man who loved apples. Steve Jobs famously stated, ‘Do not try to do everything. Do one thing well.’

That’s our approach to sweaters at Threadheads.

There might be dozens of ways to wear sweaters and hundreds of sweater types, from turtleneck sweaters to sweater vests, but we like to keep things simple in our little pop-culture nirvana.

We print funny illustrations, retro illustrations, and even Christmas illustrations on things like sweaters. That’s it. That’s everything.

But keeping things simple doesn’t mean these graphic crewneck sweaters are simple.

Oh, boy, they’re far from simple in the best way possible. For one, they’re ethically sourced, which means there’s transparency when it comes to supply chains. Why is this important? Well, you can tell everyone you’re better than them because your sweaters are actually planet-friendly. It’s also just damn good knowing that the people making these things are paid appropriately and treated well.

And do you know what’s even better? These sweaters are unisex which means less waste and more good karma points. Woohoo.

First something about a hoodie-sweater debate. Then Snoop Dogg. And now the meaning of life. This content is just getting stranger and stranger, isn’t it? It’s definitely not for search engine rankings. And we’re definitely not just writing nonsense to make you love us more. Pwease love us.

Ok—now back to the meaning of life. You’d know by now that we’re pop-culture powered t-shirt artisans who operate on a strict diet of nostalgia, memes, and pasteurised pecan pie. That last part was a bit of nonsense because we’re giant weirdos, too.

Our obsession with pop culture usually involves spending our free time ‘researching’. (Read: Bingeing 80s movies until we find some sketchy connection to link everything back together.) So here’s that sketchy connection.

Apparently, according to Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, life is a bit like ‘you’re trying to unravel a giant cable-knit sweater and someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting.’ Good thing we only sell durable graphic sweaters with sharp, clear prints. There'll be no unravelling here, babyyy.

You must get the complete shopping experience at Threadheads, and this includes massaging your eardrums. We took the liberty of preparing a list of songs about sweaters that you can listen to while shopping for your graphic sweaters, receiving your sweaters, and even trying on your sweaters. Here goes: