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Ninjesus Art Print | Wall Art
Ninjesus Art Print Sale priceFrom $19.00
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Stay Positive Oversized Tee
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If You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing Mug | ThreadheadsIf You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing Mug | Threadheads
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Mothman - Live Laugh Lurk T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Slasher T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
Slasher T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Does He Look Like a Bitch Tote Bag Australia Online #colour_black
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Danny Dorito T-Shirt Black
Danny Dorito T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Mug | ThreadheadsMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Mug | Threadheads
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Nakatomi Plaza T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
Nakatomi Plaza T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Walken In A Winter Wonderland T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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He is Risen T-Shirt Australia Online Brown
He is Risen T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Have A Nice Day! T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_naturalHave A Nice Day! T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_natural
Have A Nice Day! T-Shirt Sale price$32.00
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Tired Of This Shit Enamel Pin | Threadheads ExclusiveTired Of This Shit Enamel Pin | Threadheads Exclusive
Tired Of This Shit Pin Sale price$6.00
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Let's Exorcise T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
Let's Exorcise T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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The Return of Vampurr T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Another Fine Day Ruined by Responsibility T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Everybody Croaks T-Shirt Australia Online Brown
Everybody Croaks T-Shirt Sale price$25.00 Regular price$29.00
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Hanging With All My Friends T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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Astro Boy Black and White T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Crash Racing T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
Crash Racing T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Mr. Happy T-ShirtMr. Happy T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
Mr. Happy T-Shirt Sale price$32.00
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Anti-Depressants T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_pale blue
Anti-Depressants T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Cuntasaurus Enamel PinCuntasaurus Enamel Pin
Cuntasaurus Enamel Pin Sale price$6.00
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See You Later Tote Bag Australia Online #colour_natural
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Cassette Tapes T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_natural
Cassette Tapes T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Astro Boy Face Mug | ThreadheadsAstro Boy Face Mug | Threadheads
Astro Boy Face Mug Sale price$13.00
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Aku Aku Ooga Booga T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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NASA Meatball T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
NASA Meatball T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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I Am Your Father T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
I Am Your Father T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Not a Good Sign T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
Not a Good Sign T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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White Christmas T-Shirt Australia Online Black
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Witches Brew Tote Bag Australia Online #colour_black
Witches Brew Tote Bag Sale price$16.00
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Japanese Batman and Joker T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_blackJapanese Batman and Joker T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Retro Exorcist T-Shirt Australia Online Black
Retro Exorcist T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Santa Sleigher Jumper Australia Online Black
Santa Sleigher Jumper Sale price$44.00
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Catch Up with Jesus Jumper Australia Online Red
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Astro Boy Magazine T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
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Manga Story Astro Boy Art Print
Manga Story Astro Boy Art Print Sale priceFrom $19.00
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The Mystery of Who Gives a Sh-t T-Shirt Australia
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Stay Positive T-Shirt
Stay Positive T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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If You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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Let it Snow T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_black
Let it Snow T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Crash! T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_white
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NASA Logotype Sweater Australia Online #colour_white
NASA Logotype Jumper Sale price$44.00
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Bands T-Shirt Australia Online #colour_grey
Bands T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Christmizzle Dogg Jumper Australia Online Black
Christmizzle Dogg Jumper Sale price$44.00
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Jesus Loves You T-Shirt Australia Online Navy
Jesus Loves You T-Shirt Sale price$29.00
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Buffalo Bill's Rubbing Lotion T-Shirt
Buffalo Bill's Rubbing Lotion T-Shirt Sale price$25.00 Regular price$29.00
Do you think that when Jesus Christ was born, he knew that his birthday would be used as an excuse by more than 2 billion people to explain away their sudden chubbiness? Or perhaps, that it would be exploited by Megacorp McMegacorps everywhere to encourage people to spend money on random gifts like a fish training kit or a 20-litre bucket of pumpkin purée?
Totally not what we’re doing by selling funny Christmas tee shirts and Christmas hoodies. Absolutely, indubitably, definitely, unquestionably not. But—you’d look pretty holy in this Believe in Miracles Christmas t-shirt or this Silent Night Christmas sweater. Just sayin’, good lookin’.

Women's Christmas T-Shirts. Men's Christmas T-Shirts. It’s cheaper than Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh.

Okay, maybe not frankincense and myrrh, but does anyone actually know what those things are? When we were doing our super important research to dream up this gibberish, we had to spend a bit of time educating ourselves on all things Christmas and Jesus. And it turns out you can purchase frankincense and myrrh essential oils on eBay.
(Yes, someone is actually paying me to learn about the cost of some obscure aromatic resin taken from trees in the Burseraceae family. And now this information has taken up some real estate in your mind, too.)
Anyhoo, it also turns out that these essential oils are great for your skin, and if we were to pivot into a skincare brand (which would definitely not be called Skinheads), we’d probably sell frankincense and myrrh.
Alright, back to Christmas sweaters, Christmas tee shirts, Christmas hoodies, and more. Why spend all your hard-earned dosh on a gold necklace for your paramour? Why not just indulge in a funny Christmas shirt or even an ugly Christmas shirt that will spur lifelong joy? Why not avoid eating two-minute noodles and moving into your parents' basement just to spoil your loved one?
These exclusive Christmas designs are looking pretty tasty now aren’t they? Tell your studmuffin to Jingle Your Balls, now.

Exclusive Christmas T-Shirt designs by Threadheads. More exclusive than a ticket to Jesus’ Baptism.

Okay, maybe we’re joking about that last sentence. We’re a pretty cool brand, and we make some of the funniest t-shirts on the internet. And even some of the rudest t-shirts on the internet. (Our mum even told us so.) But even if we decked out Jesus in the funniest Threadheads ensemble (like this Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus crop tee), we’d still miss out on a ticket to the big man’s baptism. It’s no easy task trying to impress his father. You know, God.
Anyway, if you’re reading this, it’s probably ho-ho go-time. And there’s no better way to ensure you get lots of ho-hos and ha-has than in an exclusive Christmas sweater design on the big man’s birthday. Our Threadheads men's Christmas sweaters and women’s Christmas t-shirts are designed by in-house artists that we keep locked up in our basement. (You know what Jesus said, ‘if you don’t sin, I died for nothing.)
So. Do you really want to risk wearing the same ugly Christmas Shirt as your aunt Gladys? Exactly. You don’t. Unless you’re in a relationship with your aunt Gladys. And if you’re in a relationship with your aunt Gladys, how did you tell your parents? I’ve been trying for years.

Cool Christmas facts to talk about in your Cool but Ugly Christmas Sweater

Don’t be that person at your Christmas dinner. You know, the one dropping the same lame dad jokes about Christmas. We hate to break it to you, but no one wants to know that Santa Jaws delivers Christmas presents to sharks. Or that Santa’s favourite singer is Elf-is Presley. Stop it.
Instead, you could be dropping some Christmas knowledge bombs with these tinsel-tingling facts about that one day in December on which you end up 10x heavier.
  1. You can thank the Dutch for feeding Santa cookies and milk. And driving up cookie and milk sales on Christmas Eve.
  2. Some of the first artificial Christmas trees were made of goose feathers that were dyed green.
  3. Mistletoe is considered an aphrodisiac. Hubba Hubba.
  4. Jingle Bells is the first song played in space. Now, will you Jingle My Balls?
  5. Rio De Janeiro set the record for the world’s largest floating Christmas tree. They must’ve been bored.

The Best Collection of Christmas Shirts since Jesus walked on Water

Forget about the moon landing. Forget about electric cars. Forget about the Oscar’s slap. Our collection of Christmas shirts are the best thing to happen since Jesus walked on water.
So, what are you waiting for?
Oh, and tell us, what do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa Clause? Claustrophobic.
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